gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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