About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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