I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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