no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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