R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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