You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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