Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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