He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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