Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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