kristin has been a bad kristin
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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