I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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