I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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