I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
