she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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