I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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