I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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