Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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