I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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