Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I wish I only lived at night.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
