it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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