So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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