sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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