Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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