I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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