i permit you to call me
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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