Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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