First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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