its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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