Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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