People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
