i don't like sucking hair
Your mouth is God's brothel.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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