dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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