When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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