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(201): View more from New Jersey

what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

dying kittens.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.

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(210): View more from Texas

I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.

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(708): View more from Illinois

My lips are sealed. Both pairs.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.

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(585): View more from New York

Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.

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How high are you?

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(707): View more from California

There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery

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