remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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