She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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