is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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