so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
