There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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