Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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