No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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