Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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