Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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