He is such a slut. More and more my type.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize