Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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