But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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