Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The feeling are messing with the penis
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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