no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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