No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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