I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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