This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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