I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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