? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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