no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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