i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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