just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
