only if we run a train.
done.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
you made out with another girl for some wings
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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