Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
